Now in its 14th incarnation, AMW describes itself as fusing the format of a beauty contest with that of Cruft’s dog show “but with neither dogs nor leashes—not usually”. Anyone can take part in this agenda-free cultural cornucopia whose contestants model daywear, swimwear and eveningwear inspired by each year’s theme and are judged solely on the criteria of poise, personality and originality. Previous participants have included the late, great Derek Jarman who took the crown as Miss Crepe Suzette in 1975; Leigh Bowery as Miss Fuckit in 1986 and Grayson Perry, who responded to the 1985 Water theme as a fetishistic fisherman, dangling his trussed then-girlfriend Jennifer Binnie on a sturdy rod. Miss UFO, the winner, in evening wear. Photo: Holly Revell